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Tarot poker
i was playing poker the other night with some tarot cards, got a full house an 4 people died ;)
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SALUTE THE SHED
TY RICH , JUST PLAYED THE 7 PM FOR FREE ,THXS TO YOU . WAS DOWN TO 630 CHIPS AT ONE STAGE AND NEARLY CASHED , GOING OUT IN 12TH . WAS GREAT FUN . THXS. AGAIN.
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Biggest win - a turney, SnG or cash table?
Whats your biggest cash win and your best hand :) ? I have yet to make royal flush on cash game or turney yet ive played online for almost two years now! My best hand so far on a cash table is a str8 flush from 3-7h And for biggest win would be at NL 3-6 700 $ prize pool with four of a kind queens :)
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Strange Questions
Gas leak.
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GRIMSBY V LEEDS
I am from Grimsby, and G.T.F.C are playing Leeds this week its on sky sports 1 how many goals will they lose by , 3-0 to leeds for me .And i,m hopeing they play there best otherwise humiliation.
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Why are company cars so popular?
The reason seems to be that they have special features not found in private automobiles. 1. They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse. 2. They accelerate at a phenomenal rate. 3. They have a much shorter braking distance. 4. They have a much tighter turning radius. 5. They can go over bumps at twice the speed of…
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I'm glad i'm a man!! funny as!!
I'm Glad I'm A ManI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheeseI don't b**ch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to - north, south, east or westI don't get wasted after only 2 beersand when I do drink I don't end up in tears. I won't spend…
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The priest, Drunk, Arthritis & the pope
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest,…
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11.11.11
may we all remember them xxx
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MOST BORING SPORT
I have been watching indoor bowling at the moment and cant keep my eyes open, its so boring. Yes i have now switched over. What do you all think is the most boring sport?
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Silly random poker related A-Z game =]
Okies very simple... make up an A-Z of words relating to poker! I'll start: A - Aces
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blonde jokes (labrat will like the last one!)
An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you…
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MAN U V CHELSEA
WHO DO U THINK WILL WIN MAN UTD OR CHELSEA 3-1 TO UTD FOR ME
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I Will Put a Thread Together For Horses from 9/11/09
I make more on horses than i do on poker(lol that's not hard), so I don't mind spreading my thoughts and information on here. Mind you please dont gamble just on my say so and dont put down more than you can afford to lose. I will as per others rate my selections between 1pt and 5pts. I would rather you take money of…
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YOU KNOW YOU'VE BOOKED A CHEAP FLIGHT WHEN...
As you board the plane, you notice the co-pilot is frowning and wearing an "I'm with Stupid" T-Shirt. The Captain announces over the intercom the Flight is delayed while he looks for his keys. The Airline mechanics, wearing propeller beanies, seem to be pointing and laughing an awful lot, and drinking something from inside…
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anyone getting modern warfare 2?
i'm getting at 00:01 on monday night for the 360,if anyone else has xbox live leave your gamertag and i will add you,mine is: lfcraig :)
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Modern Warfare 2
Is going to make me breakeven this week.
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What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary
John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pi**ed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She…
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The marriage test;)
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.. There was only one little thing bothering me ... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would…
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2 second wonder goal!
check this out guys!! i love the celebration at the end!
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jokes for the ladies ( men jokes for those ladies that don't know );)
Here's a few or more than a few for ladies, just to prove i am not sexist ;) What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went,…
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silent treatment;)
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,…
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Darren Ferguson sacked?
C an someone explain how a football club can get rid of a manager after he wins back to back promotions. maybe the 2nd promotion was a bit too early. Hope they do go back down now......what a joke
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LIVERPOOL V BIRMINGHAM
11/1 for Birmingham surely thats worth a bet. 1/3 Liverpool the way they are playing, dont think so
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THE BEST SONG FOR WOMEN
THE BEST SONG I NO FOR WOMEN IS ARTICK MONKEYS "MARDY BUM" IF YOU HAVENT HEARD IT JUST U TUBE ITS A CLASSICK , I PLAY IT IN THE CAR WHEN SHE IS ON ONE
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in the shed
Is IT ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE HANG IN THE SHED AND PLAY LESS POKER THAN USED TO
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The best and worst birthday present - ever.
My birthday was comming up and my ever thoughtful wife asked me what i would like. Now i love a game of chess, im not great at it but i just like playing occasionally. My wife, god bless her, i thought she was near the back of the queue when they were giving out brains, and no matter how much i tried to teach her she…
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Should Man Utd make a jan bid for Joe Cole??
i'd love to see him running the wing for utd, what u reckon guys
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Premiership Title
Who do you think will lift the premier league title this season? myself...i'm going for my team...UP THE GOOOOOOOONERS!
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Dealing with an angry wife
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the…
