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UN F U C K I N G REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH,, OF COURSE. THIS IS SKY S H I T E!!!!!
PROBABLY THE WORST F U C K I N G "POKER" SITE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! NEW F U C K I N G LOW FOR YOU SAD C U N T S TONIGHT!!!!!!!!! C U N T S C U N T S C U N T S C U N T S C U N T S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD LITTLE W A N K E R S!!!!!!!! A R S E H O L E S!!!!!!! PATHETIC C U N T S !!!!!!!! LOW LIFE / NO LIFE SAD PATHETIC PIECES…
WELCOME TO A NEW WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW WEEK !!!!! NOTHING NEW WITH SKY S H I T E!!!!!!!! SAME PILE OF R I G G E D F U C K I N G S H I T !!!!!!! WHAT A SAD,,,, S I C K ,,,, PATHETIC BUNCH OF W A N K E R S!!!!!! F U C K OF YOU LOW LIFE S C U M C U N T S!!!!!!!!!!!!
come and have a go if you think your hard enough
Trying the old dym challenge start at 28p and see how far you can get up the ladder just for fun I fell at the second rung :-( you lose you start from 28p again
The last song on the Pete and Dud show
Afternoon all. This is not a happy post, however, I'm not going to let it be some sort of sad post either. Long story short, not Matt Bates short but still short, after Monday you won't see me on the tables for some time. As some of you know, I've had a few health issues over the last 15 months or so and they have led me…
incoming
hellubeen on a heater this week am runnin well above expectation my roll as gone from about £30 to £200 so i,m well chuffed not had 3 figure roll for ages , am glad jacs back and the forum seems to be on the up , thankfully , i hate braggin but i won a seat in the WSOP main event semi on sunday theres no way i can go to…
F U C K OFF YOU R I G G I N G LOW LIFE BUNCH OF S C U M C U N T S!!!
SEE ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORST WEEKEND EVER ON THIS S H I T "POKER" SITE !!!!!!! DEFINITELY GETTING F U C K I N G WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THEN,,,,,, THIS IS SKY S H I T…
Come on Sky...make me an offer I can't refuse!
So you know all about my recent cash exploits...You know all about my DYM exploits from a previous life. Here's the thing...wouldn't you rather I was here playing poker than simply posting on the forum? Of course you would it makes good business sense.You could offer me an incentive to play here again, (which would be cash…
NO END TO THE S H I T E!!!!!!!!!
JUST EXITED MY FIRST TOURNEY OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!! A8 8 HIGH FLOP!!!!!!! NEXT DOOR P F U C K I N G 9s 9 TURN !!!!!!! F U C K OFF YOU SAD W A N K E R S!!!!!!! HAVE A NICE SUNDAY,,,,, NOT !!!!!!!!
MattBates Day
THURSDAY MattBates day. Wins 3 major games, final tables 4.
Security concerns
In the last six months, two of my accounts with other bookmakers have been logged into by somebody else, who then placed my entire account balance on Roulette. On both occasions these were negligible sums of money, totalling around £40. While both bookmakers returned my funds to me (in one case I was told to make a new…
F U C K OFF YOU BUNCH OF R I G G I N G C U N T S!!!!!!!!!!
SEE ABOVE C U N T S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8oc £33 BH. ( F U C K I N G R I G G E D )
WELL DONE SKY S H I T E "POKER" ANOTHER F U C K I N G S T I T C H UP. C U N T S ALL THE F U C K I N G WAY!!!!!
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I WON!!
wow - just won the Mayhem Freeroll OMG cant believe it, thank you sky Mother xxx
The Friday FUN FRED
It's FRIDAY!!!! WhoooooooHoooooooo! We all like a bit of FUN on Fridays, so post anything fun or amusing from your week to make us chuckle on The Friday Fun Fred. I will start: I was sat in the waiting room waiting for my blood test (one of many) anyway, the nurse came out and shouted "Seventy Nine?", A man stood up and…
HUFA II Draw and results thread. That's a wrap, see you next season.
Great video enjoyed the skit at the start..... the road to glory begins
Vegas Itinerary Question
Just a very quick question, does anyone know when the initial Sky welcome bash thingy is due to happen in Vegas? I've asked support and they don't know as the schedule hasn't been finalised yet. The thing is we are looking at spending a couple of days in New York before heading to Vegas but can't really book flights until…
Poker Theory and Analytics course - Open Source videos and other resources
I have seen a few comments about the forum being in decline etc. Personally I really like the forum but whatever your opinion... Maybe if we try and start a few more interesting threads it can prompt better general discussion. In that vein, I am posting this MIT 'Poker Theory and Analytics' course by Kevin Desmond. I am…
internet
nothing to do with poker i know but what internet do people use? me im with sky and it so unreliable i need a new one.cost is not the issue. when it rains my net goes now if i lived in spain it wouldnt bother me.im thinking of switching to plusnet has any had any problems with them?thanksmicky
STAYORGO V LIMP2LOSE GOLF CHALLENGE
Anyone interested in seeing how my son Gary (Limp2Lose) and I fare in our Golf Challenge, can see the scorecards here:…
WHERE TO START?????????
OH YEAH !!!!! THE F U C K I N G USUAL!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST EXITED THE £33 R I G G E D BH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIVERED BY A C U N T HITTING 4 TO A C U N T STRAIGHT!!!!!!! NOT F U C K I N G R I G G E D SKY !????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? F U C K R I G H T OFF YOU C U N T S !!!!!!!!
Sharkscope question.
Good morning all.Been playing higher buy in games lately, and wondered if anyone who is a member of Sharkscope, could find out how i am doing.Thank you in advance.I am in profit in the last month, but have no idea how to even check ss.All the best.Rainman215
Easy money to be had - in the £2.20 @ 2.15pm today - get regging!!
Hi Mr Rainman215 Hope it's ok but I've invited myself to play the £2.20 @ 2.15pm today as I'm at home watching plaster dry............ Easy money for the Sky players today I reckon. Hope I'm not gatecrashing the party :)
On the Bench
Did I mention that I was lousy at poker? I'm told it often enough by the pro's playing the 30p DYM's with me... Salty Sea Dogs I started playing poker late last year. I'm not a man of great means, so started off with the frrerolls and a few low tevel tournaments. Surely by now I'm a millionaire? Well, not just yet. I'm…
F U C K O F F.
S E E A B O V E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F U C K O F F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R I G G I N G C U N T S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mayhem cash prizes
i finished in the top 50 and it rewaards u with ten pound . but just looked and its given me 7 pound 50 p maybe this is correct i dont know
sharpshooter early
i just qualified for the early semi sat but either it got cancled or it was never there. could any sky mod reg me for todays semi at 6pm please.ill contact cc if no response soonthanksmicky
H A P P Y S U N D A Y!!!!!!!
£33 BH UPDATE !!!!!!!! JUST EXITED!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER PILE OF R I G G E D SKY S H I T E"!!!!!!!!! GOODNIGHT AND F U C K YOUY ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
i posted this on betting chat aswell thoughts please
extremely pi****d of with sky bet today. after backing a 33/1 winner e.way, and bet was paid out i look back 30 mins later to see my account now 26 pound less. as they then pay me out as a 6/1shot. inbetween this im putting on more bets thinking i can afford it, also im not in the habit of backing 5/1 shots e/way so i feel…

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