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The Shed

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  • User: "unknown_username"

    I've managed to annoy the Prime Minister David Cameron

    Watching BBC Breakfast on TV yesterday while getting ready for work, they said our dear PM would be on the programme rabbiting about his so called 'Big Society' and if we had any questions for him jus…
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    Started by unknown_username
    Most recent by emilyegg
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  • User: "Sky_Rich"

    Mega Fun time Friday!

    Hi Guys, Ok so the first 4 people to answer one of these riddles will win free entry into tonight's take on Tikay tournament (@8.30) I can only accept one correct answer per riddle - so be quick! and.…
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    Most recent by unknown_username
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  • User: "Mohican"

    Anyone from here? Nominations please.

    Was this a punishment for making a really bad call and going runner runner?…
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    Started by Mohican
    Most recent by -JINKY-
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  • User: "Sky_Rich"

    Sky Poker Fantasy football!

    Right, so August is almost upon us, and you all know what that means?.... Yep, that's right the start of the Premiership. and at this time of the year i like nothing more than spending hours and hours…
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    Started by Sky_Rich
    Most recent by Kiwini4u
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  • User: "nite_owl55"

    spt

    Hi guys anyone know if there is any spt tickets for sale anywhere like people that cant attend or want to sell. please get in touch
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    Most recent by NoseyBonk
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  • User: "MadHorse"

    Is this OK

    Someone owes me £50, can we go heads up and he just loses his £50 stack to me
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    Started by MadHorse
    Most recent by unknown_username
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  • User: "emilyegg"

    sky fix the dish

    I had a bit of an accident yesterday and took the dish clean-off the wall by mistake. Thank God it has been fixed now, so I can watch the "Club" and the Darts tonight.
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    Started by emilyegg
    Most recent by unknown_username
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  • User: "loonytoons"

    Hey Man, Do you know him?

    Have you all heard the story about the tourist that goes to America, and bumps into a yank, and the following conversation plays out :- American - hey man! we're ya all from? Tourist - London American…
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    Started by loonytoons
    Most recent by loonytoons
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  • User: "MadHorse"

    Women Advice

    I have terrible fears of getting old and seeing the person i marry gone through old skin and wrinkles, I would just like to ask the forum if there are any tips in finding a women who holds their featu…
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    Started by MadHorse
    Most recent by AIRWALKER
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  • User: "DTWBANDIT"

    THIS IS A COMMUNITY POLL

    hi all
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    Started by DTWBANDIT
    Most recent by spornybol
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  • User: "bigbiker22"

    Why worry!!!!

    There are only two things to worry about Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, Then there is nothing to worry about. If you are sick, There are two things to worry about, Either you ge…
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    Started by bigbiker22
    Most recent by spornybol
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    Drunk poker - brilliant!!!!!

    A man walked into a bar room one day. He walked up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks". The bartender said, "No problem sir, but I'll need to see some m…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by lozgo
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    10 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman

    * 10. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. * 09. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. * 08. A Christmas tree doesn’t ca…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by unknown_username
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  • User: "AIRWALKER"

    SPEND YOUR CLUBS MONEY

    Within the realms of possibility which players would you bring in to your football club for next season if you could and who would go ??? Here goes....And no DOHHHHHHH I wont get rid of Fergie lol. Wo…
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    Started by AIRWALKER
    Most recent by QDMCGRAW
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    Actual writings on hospital charts - 19 is my favourite

    I had to take a few out ;) 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Patient's medical history h…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by lozgo
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  • User: "MadHorse"

    POST YOUR FAVOURITE PICTURE OF A HORSE - (NON HORSE FANS NEED APPLY)

    [IMG]http://www.fredhoare.com/USERIMAGES/Shergar%20colt%283%29.JPG[/IMG] I Tthink this is the most beautiful picture i've ever come across, also like this one. http://images.racingpost.com/2008/Oct/23…
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    Started by MadHorse
    Most recent by Salad_Face
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    Drunk thief!

    A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police in…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by unknown_username
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  • User: "repton3"

    Shed Special - I should have already gone to bed.

    Ok I'm bored.
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    Started by repton3
    Most recent by lozgo
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    Bill gates in h e l l

    Bill Gates dies and goes to h e l l. S a tan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your li…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by unknown_username
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN

    * A Christmas tree is always e rect. * Even small ones give satisfaction. * A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. * A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on. * A Christ…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by unknown_username
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    do you want more jokes??

    If you have liked the jokes so far and want more, i usually always have a few floating around on my phone. Let's just say these are not jokes that are politically correct and would never ever find the…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by Kiwini4u
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    Redneck medical definitions and what they really mean!!!

    Rednecks seem to have a slightly different view of medical term definitions than the rest of us, lets have a look at a few... Artery = The study of painting Bacteria = The back door of the cafeteria B…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by Mr_Miyagi
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    Policemen strike back with funny remarks

    So when we get tickets and stuff from the police, we give it the " i am now a comedian " routine! well here are a few quips back from the boys in blue proving they too have a sense of humour!! "You do…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by Mr_Miyagi
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    Redneck joke

    After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough(they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he a…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by Mr_Miyagi
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    Anything To Make Marriage Work

    Seems that, after all these years, the romance and love just wasn't what it used to be for John and Jane. In an attempt to salvage their thirty years of marriage, Jane convices her husband to see a ma…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by Mr_Miyagi
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    A couple of driving jokes;)

    A man in his 40's bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by Mr_Miyagi
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    The policeman writing a parking ticket!!!

    I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, ho…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by Mr_Miyagi
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    A Man's Guide To Female English

    We need to talk = I need to complain Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important We need = I want It's your decision = The correct deci…
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by Mr_Miyagi
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  • User: "margatemaf"

    Relationship rules!!

    1. The female makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are …
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    Started by margatemaf
    Most recent by Mr_Miyagi
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  • User: "loonytoons"

    QUIZ! Guess the animal?

    Just gave my dog a 'denti-stick' its supposed to keep their teeth nice, and in the ingredients (i know im a saddo, i always read ingredients) it says 'meat and animal derivitives' so can anyone have a…
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    Started by loonytoons
    Most recent by unknown_username
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